Snape is a jerk and you can't convince me otherwise

In sharp contrast to our man Draco of the last two days, I present to you one of the many, many reasons that Snape is a jerk: See, unlike Draco, Snape is now what we call a ‘legal adult’. Yes, Draco is approaching maturity in the later books. He’s not unproblematic. Acknowledged. But Snape has