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October Inklets, Both Out Of My Usual Wheelhouse! (Jellybeans & Wedding Dress Old Gods…)

I had two Inklets come out this month, so I thought I’d share real quick in case you’re interested. On the 1st, the double issue (and hecka mouthful) The Remarkable Insight Of Jellybeans and Understanding came out. This is a pair of contemporary stories, which is a little out of my wheelhouse, but here we […]

Oh, This Is The Grossest Shower, Oh, This Is The Grossest Shower

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WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA *rain sounds* AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG *it’s a shower* WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA *there’ll be screaming* AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG *but for now, you’re just sitting there innocently on the floor, naked, because that’s how you shower* WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA Ladies and peeps, this is the story you’ve waited for AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG You’re sitting in the shower, your sweat washing through the floor

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