A Shower Addendum

Because my mum was horrified that my shower could have been *that* *dirty*, I felt like I should clarify… This was AFTER cleaning the shower. The whole thing was gloriously clean and probably still smelling vaguely of chemicals, or I (hopefully needless to say) wouldn’t have been sitting on the floor. I’m not usually in

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Oh, This Is The Grossest Shower, Oh, This Is The Grossest Shower

WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA *rain sounds* AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG *it’s a shower* WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA *there’ll be screaming* AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG *but for now, you’re just sitting there innocently on the floor, naked, because that’s how you shower* WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA Ladies and peeps, this is the story you’ve waited for AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG You’re sitting in the shower, your sweat washing through the floor

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Look, Apparently It’s Harry Potter Week And We’re All Going To Be Okay With That

In sharp contrast to our man Draco of the last two days, I present to you one of the many, many reasons that Snape is a jerk: See, unlike Draco, Snape is now what we call a ‘legal adult’. Yes, Draco is approaching maturity in the later books. He’s not unproblematic. Acknowledged. But Snape has

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