So, I’ve been exploring Malinda’s two YouTube channels after finding those fab videos from last week and the week before, and a few days ago, I came across this: Malinda challenged herself to not look at herself/use a mirror for 5 days. The results are… Look, you just really need to watch the video, okay? […]
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Because my mum was horrified that my shower could have been *that* *dirty*, I felt like I should clarify… This was AFTER cleaning the shower. The whole thing was gloriously clean and probably still smelling vaguely of chemicals, or I (hopefully needless to say) wouldn’t have been sitting on the floor. I’m not usually in
WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA *rain sounds* AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG *it’s a shower* WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA *there’ll be screaming* AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG *but for now, you’re just sitting there innocently on the floor, naked, because that’s how you shower* WHHHOOOOOAA-OOAAAAA Ladies and peeps, this is the story you’ve waited for AAHHHH, AAAAAHHH-AAAHHHHRRRGGG You’re sitting in the shower, your sweat washing through the floor
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So I had the fun experience the other day of going in for a routine check of my thyroid (which was irradiated back in 2014, woot radioactive girl!*) and getting the results, which were, essentially, “Hey, your thyroid’s GREAT but LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE IS BROKEEEEENNNNN”. *eyeroll*. * So after the radiation therapy, I had to
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Wooohoo! Dreaming of Forests is up for ebook release! (Release date: July 9.) Remember, you can get this story EARLY for only $1 by signing up to my Patreon – it’s scheduled as the June story. Otherwise, you can also grab it at all ebook retailers here (will automatically update as other stores become available),
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Behold, readers, a perfect combination of some of my favourite things in the world: Talented people Doing talented things Together, as a team While having a blast… …Oh, and it’s the song This Is Me from The Greatest Showman, which helps a lot :’D ENJOY. What are your favourite talented-people-doing-talented-things-with-gleeful-abandon moments? Do share! :3 <3
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In sharp contrast to our man Draco of the last two days, I present to you one of the many, many reasons that Snape is a jerk: See, unlike Draco, Snape is now what we call a ‘legal adult’. Yes, Draco is approaching maturity in the later books. He’s not unproblematic. Acknowledged. But Snape has
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Literally nothing I said yesterday is mutually exclusive with this, just saying. Yes. He does crappy things because he wants to make his parents proud. Agreed. See: yesterday. Hmm. (Also, noting that he is redeemable, or that he COULD have been nice if things had been different, is a long way from claiming that he
The fan attraction to Draco isn’t “white boys always get forgiven”. It’s the slightly gut-chilling recognition that “there, but for the grace of God, walk I”; the knowledge that, with the wrong parents, in the wrong time, in the wrong place, many of us could BE that person. It’s the recognition that our start in
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So, I’m kind of claiming this one even though I only kind of made it, but I SUPERVISED, DARN IT, SO HA. Kid 1 had to make an alpaca for school. I remembered this the day *after* the recycling had been collected, and we had nothing in the house… Except fabric scraps! So I taught
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