The blurb is the best bit. I bet you can’t tell where I lost the plot. HA. MY BRAIN. SHE IS THE BROKENS.
What do you think? Does it induce you to hit ‘buy’? :’D
Blurb Text:
This is a tagline. It’s totally amazing.
Mercury doesn’t GET nervous. Mercury gets things DONE.
Of course she’s going to graduate at the top of her Evil Overlording class. Of course she’s going to finally get the castle she deserves.
And if that ridiculous, snooty Deviran should beat her? Well, she’s not an A-grade Evil Overlord for nothing. There’s always Plan B.
Deviran swore he’d be everything his father was not. So when his father hauled him off to the Evil Overlord Academy, blah blah, look at this blurb. It’s amazing, and you should totally buy this book. It’ll make you laugh. It’ll make you cry.
And then, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about ferrets.